There is nothing not weird about the subway. Who the fuck said that not wanting to take the subway made u prissy or stuck up? The person who planted that seed was obviously someone who wasn't smart enough to figure out how to make more money in order to be able to take cars, cabs, and better yet, have a full time driver.My dad said he would get me a driver (after I planned out a very convincing and persuasive argument-PowerPoint and all). He was very impressed, but he said that he wanted me to learn how to be as down to earth as possible....meaning that I'm already pretty much passed the point of being a down to earth ratty hair, doesnt make her bed, doesn't have a weekly maid, bitch. Anyway, the point of this isn't about how I'm not down to earth - because if u ask me, I think I am. The point is that the subway is weird as fuck. If not the weirdest thing ever.
There's an entire world of creepy metal rectangles filled with mostly creepy people slithering around under where we walk. And when u do finally do get to sit in the subway, someone always stands right in front of you to hold THAT bar (even tho there are like 9237376 other), which happens to place his dick in ur face. WHY. WHY. WHY. Why does no one else think this is out of control strange?
Also, the stairs. The stairs to and fro the subway. I probably don't even have to write about this Bc it's pretty self explanatory but that shit is exhausting. I realize I'm not in shape, so that clearly doesn't help but I don't take the subway that much; however, l for the amount of time I do, my ass should be the perkiest white girls ass you've ever laid eyes on. But it's not. Did I mention I'm super modest too? Thanks dad.
Sincerely,
The infamous Biotch