#007 At The Club” 1 Oak

…We were brought in by a Saudi Prince escorted by giant black men who were bouncers/ bodyguards to us. If we needed anything, it was to our service.

 

#006 On Another Note:

On an entirely other note, I’m really worried about one of my roommates: partying too much, but what do I know. Close to nothing (but don’t the smartest people admit that?).

 

#005: Getting Over *That* Dude

I am so not a girly girl and definitely not a tom boy, but I have to go with Sex and The City on this one where SJP says that 'maybe girls are your soul mates and boys are just to have fun with.' And also!...When she says, 'You can get through anything with your girlfriends.'

#004 Tips on The Bros

I'm obviously not any degree conquered relational therapist; but, I think I have had enough people contact me that I can pronounce some sort of accurate conclusion(s) from them:


1) Boys never grow up. Meaning: they think will their dick's 97% of them time. If you do realize you love one of these amazingly, hot weirdos, ask them a lot of questions between the time you realize this and the time before you cut it off, or before you cut it off with all others...

#003 There's Nothing Not Weird About The Subway

There is nothing not weird about the subway. Who the fuck said that not wanting to take the subway made u prissy or stuck up? The person who planted that seed was obviously someone who wasn't smart enough to figure out how to make more money in order to be able to take cars, cabs, and better yet, have a full time driver.